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Archive for April, 2012
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Evolutionary Biologist Richard Dawkins Denies Possibility of Intelligent Design Behind His Books
Posted on April 30, 2012 | No Comments"Any assertion that my work is the product of anything more than the random coming-together of subatomic particles is absurd," Dawkins says. -
Secret Service Chief Demands Strict 2-to-1 Prostitute-to-Agent Ratio on Future Trips
Posted on April 19, 2012 | No CommentsThree former Secret Service agents resigned in protest Wednesday in response to the newly announced policy proposal. -
Where Does The Weekly Weasel Get Its News?
Posted on April 16, 2012 | No CommentsBy popular demand, today we bring you a behind-the-scenes look at how the Weekly Weasel works. -
Hitler Fans Excited about New Hitler Shows on the Hitler Channel
Posted on April 10, 2012 | No CommentsPlanned upcoming shows included “Campaign of Terror,” an 82,202-episode series about Germany’s 1939 invasion of Poland and “Hello, Hitler,” a new sitcom about what happens when Hitler wakes up in the year 2012. -
400-lb Gorilla Goes Unnoticed on Plane Until Lighting Up Cigarette
Posted on April 3, 2012 | No CommentsAn escaped ape spent most of a cross-country United Airlines flight enjoying first class service before an air marshall escorted him off for violating the plane's smoking ban. -
Major Tom’s Space Debris Threatens to Destroy Earth
Posted on April 1, 2012 | No CommentsWreckage from the disastrous 1969 British space mission that killed famed astronaut Major Tom could destroy the entire world, officials say.