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Child CEO Bankrupts Wonka Industries
Posted on June 11, 2012 | 2 CommentsThrough a spokes-Loompa, CEO Charlie Bucket – the youngest person ever to head a Fortune 1000 company – announced this morning that Wonka Industries would file for bankruptcy next week, only months after Bucket took charge.