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Posts by Editorinchief

Ghost Squirrel Haunts Family’s Woodland Cabin

Posted on July 2, 2012 | No Comments
After accidentally backing his boat trailer over a squirrel one afternoon, Roger Moseby had no idea he had changed his family vacations forever.
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Child CEO Bankrupts Wonka Industries

Posted on June 11, 2012 | 2 Comments
Through a spokes-Loompa, CEO Charlie Bucket – the youngest person ever to head a Fortune 1000 company – announced this morning that Wonka Industries would file for bankruptcy next week, only months after Bucket took charge.
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New Species of Hyper-Intelligent Bear Found Frozen in Ice

Posted on May 28, 2012 | No Comments
Dubbed "Yogipithicus," the animal may have walked upright and may have even worn primitive clothing.
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Reality Hit ‘Orange County Big Wheels’ Sticks To Successful Formula

Posted on May 21, 2012 | No Comments
“We’re doing what we do best: making the most radical plastic tricycles in the business,” says Rodney Schofield, show creator and star.
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Buttfacebook IPO Set For May 16th

Posted on May 14, 2012 | No Comments
Three former college buddies are so confident that their Internet startup, Buttfacebook, will be a success, they’re doing the unthinkable: Planning an IPO for May 16, the day before social media giant Facebook goes public.
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iPhone-less Harvard Student Dies of Boredom At NASCAR Race

Posted on May 8, 2012 | 1 Comment
Technologically cut off from her friends, Brittany Pujols, a Harvard University undergraduate, suffered a “near-total mental collapse” during the 50th lap of a race at the Atlanta Motor Speedway, according to the examiner’s autopsy report.
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Evolutionary Biologist Richard Dawkins Denies Possibility of Intelligent Design Behind His Books

Posted on April 30, 2012 | No Comments
"Any assertion that my work is the product of anything more than the random coming-together of subatomic particles is absurd," Dawkins says.
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Secret Service Chief Demands Strict 2-to-1 Prostitute-to-Agent Ratio on Future Trips

Posted on April 19, 2012 | No Comments
Three former Secret Service agents resigned in protest Wednesday in response to the newly announced policy proposal.
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Where Does The Weekly Weasel Get Its News?

Posted on April 16, 2012 | No Comments
By popular demand, today we bring you a behind-the-scenes look at how the Weekly Weasel works.
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Hitler Fans Excited about New Hitler Shows on the Hitler Channel

Posted on April 10, 2012 | No Comments
Planned upcoming shows included “Campaign of Terror,” an 82,202-episode series about Germany’s 1939 invasion of Poland and “Hello, Hitler,” a new sitcom about what happens when Hitler wakes up in the year 2012.
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