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Child CEO Bankrupts Wonka Industries
Posted on June 11, 2012 | 2 CommentsThrough a spokes-Loompa, CEO Charlie Bucket – the youngest person ever to head a Fortune 1000 company – announced this morning that Wonka Industries would file for bankruptcy next week, only months after Bucket took charge. -
Reality Hit ‘Orange County Big Wheels’ Sticks To Successful Formula
Posted on May 21, 2012 | No Comments“We’re doing what we do best: making the most radical plastic tricycles in the business,” says Rodney Schofield, show creator and star. -
Buttfacebook IPO Set For May 16th
Posted on May 14, 2012 | No CommentsThree former college buddies are so confident that their Internet startup, Buttfacebook, will be a success, they’re doing the unthinkable: Planning an IPO for May 16, the day before social media giant Facebook goes public. -
Reporters Celebrate First-Ever Pause in News Stories About Greek Debt Crisis
Posted on March 21, 2012 | No CommentsLed by news anchor Deirdre Bolton, Bloomberg journalists danced, blew noisemakers, hugged, kissed and generally had a great time at Bloomberg Headquarters in New York City. -
Goldman Sachs to Buy Greece
Posted on March 20, 2012 | No CommentsTo end the "seemingly never-ending" number of news segments on the financial status of Greece, Goldman Sachs will purchase the entire country, the company's CEO announced today.