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![Editor’s note: Weekly Weasel reporter Jessica Weasel, caught up with Arnold Schwarzenegger on the set of his new movie: Super-Liar I, The Awakening, and conducted the following interview. WW: Can you tell me how […]](http://theweeklyweasel.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/10/Arnold_Schwarzenegger1-115x115.jpg "Schwarzenegger Fights Evil Paternity-Suit Maid In His Latest Action Flick")
Schwarzenegger Fights Evil Paternity-Suit Maid In His Latest Action Flick
Posted on October 20, 2012 | 3 CommentsEditor’s note: Weekly Weasel reporter Jessica Weasel, caught up with Arnold Schwarzenegger on the set of his new movie: Super-Liar I, The Awakening, and conducted the following interview. WW: Can you tell me how […] -
Dr. Wayne W. Dyer Miraculously Attracts Hair to His Own Head
Posted on September 17, 2012 | No CommentsDuring the live portion of a PBS pledge drive on Sunday evening, Dr. Wayne W. Dyer, a famous self-help guru who has long been bald, began sprouting luxurious blonde hair from his head -
Child CEO Bankrupts Wonka Industries
Posted on June 11, 2012 | 2 CommentsThrough a spokes-Loompa, CEO Charlie Bucket – the youngest person ever to head a Fortune 1000 company – announced this morning that Wonka Industries would file for bankruptcy next week, only months after Bucket took charge. -
Reality Hit ‘Orange County Big Wheels’ Sticks To Successful Formula
Posted on May 21, 2012 | No Comments“We’re doing what we do best: making the most radical plastic tricycles in the business,” says Rodney Schofield, show creator and star. -
Buttfacebook IPO Set For May 16th
Posted on May 14, 2012 | No CommentsThree former college buddies are so confident that their Internet startup, Buttfacebook, will be a success, they’re doing the unthinkable: Planning an IPO for May 16, the day before social media giant Facebook goes public. -
Hitler Fans Excited about New Hitler Shows on the Hitler Channel
Posted on April 10, 2012 | No CommentsPlanned upcoming shows included “Campaign of Terror,” an 82,202-episode series about Germany’s 1939 invasion of Poland and “Hello, Hitler,” a new sitcom about what happens when Hitler wakes up in the year 2012. -
Beach Boys Release Oldified Versions of Songs to Kick Off 50th-Anniversary Tour
Posted on March 14, 2012 | No CommentsSome updated titles include "Help Me Rhonda, Help Me Get Up Off Of This Toilet," "Good Defibrillations" and "I Get Around… The Retirement Home." -
Dazed Elderly Woman Ruins Super Bowl Halftime Show
Posted on March 13, 2012 | 1 CommentA visibly-confused elderly woman crashed the Super Bowl half-time show Sunday, managing to sing 12 minutes worth of unknown music before guards escorted her from the field. ...