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Human Rights Group Alleges CIA Using Illegal Boogie Boarding Techniques
Posted on September 10, 2012 | No CommentsThe CIA is using unlawful forced boogie boarding techniques to squeeze information out of suspected Al Qaeda operatives in violation of the Geneva Convention, said the human rights organization, The Friends of Human Rights. -
Biden’s New Role as White House Pooper-Scooper Has Nothing to Do With VP’s Gaffe, Says Obama
Posted on August 27, 2012 | No CommentsPresident Obama denied rumors he was punishing Vice President Joe Biden today for Biden's recent controversial statements and said that the vice president has always had to clean up fecal matter. -
Mormon High Priest Mitt Romney Teaches Theology To Israeli Leaders
Posted on August 6, 2012 | No CommentsRepublican presidential candidate Mitt Romney confused his distinguished audience when he inquired about “one of your Jewish tribes that immigrated to American thousands of years ago.” -
New Species of Hyper-Intelligent Bear Found Frozen in Ice
Posted on May 28, 2012 | No CommentsDubbed "Yogipithicus," the animal may have walked upright and may have even worn primitive clothing. -
Secret Service Chief Demands Strict 2-to-1 Prostitute-to-Agent Ratio on Future Trips
Posted on April 19, 2012 | No CommentsThree former Secret Service agents resigned in protest Wednesday in response to the newly announced policy proposal. -
Boehner Gives Obama ‘Bunny Ears’ During State of the Union
Posted on March 15, 2012 | No CommentsCritics are calling the actions of the Speaker of the House "juvenile and bizarre."