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![Editor’s note: Weekly Weasel reporter Jessica Weasel, caught up with Arnold Schwarzenegger on the set of his new movie: Super-Liar I, The Awakening, and conducted the following interview. WW: Can you tell me how […]](http://theweeklyweasel.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/10/Arnold_Schwarzenegger1-115x115.jpg "Schwarzenegger Fights Evil Paternity-Suit Maid In His Latest Action Flick")
Schwarzenegger Fights Evil Paternity-Suit Maid In His Latest Action Flick
Posted on October 20, 2012 | 3 CommentsEditor’s note: Weekly Weasel reporter Jessica Weasel, caught up with Arnold Schwarzenegger on the set of his new movie: Super-Liar I, The Awakening, and conducted the following interview. WW: Can you tell me how […] -
Human Rights Group Alleges CIA Using Illegal Boogie Boarding Techniques
Posted on September 10, 2012 | No CommentsThe CIA is using unlawful forced boogie boarding techniques to squeeze information out of suspected Al Qaeda operatives in violation of the Geneva Convention, said the human rights organization, The Friends of Human Rights. -
Biden’s New Role as White House Pooper-Scooper Has Nothing to Do With VP’s Gaffe, Says Obama
Posted on August 27, 2012 | No CommentsPresident Obama denied rumors he was punishing Vice President Joe Biden today for Biden's recent controversial statements and said that the vice president has always had to clean up fecal matter. -
Syrian Era Of Dork Rule Coming To An End
Posted on August 12, 2012 | No CommentsWhen Free Syrian Army fighters take complete control of the country within the next six months, Syria's 12-year experiment with dork rule will come to an end, experts say. -
Mormon High Priest Mitt Romney Teaches Theology To Israeli Leaders
Posted on August 6, 2012 | No CommentsRepublican presidential candidate Mitt Romney confused his distinguished audience when he inquired about “one of your Jewish tribes that immigrated to American thousands of years ago.”