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Fat Guy Ruins Steve Nash’s Reputation On L.A. Playgrounds
Posted on September 27, 2012 | 5 CommentsA rich fat guy who represents himself as Steve Nash on basketball courts around Los Angeles is ruining Nash’s reputation for great ball-handling and passing skills. Jerome Willis, a phenom […] -
Referee’s Conference in Baltimore Interrupted by Professional Football Players
Posted on September 24, 2012 | No CommentsOn September 23 of every year a group of men who referee low level football games get together for some hi-jinks in the City of Baltimore, but this year their antics were rudely and repeatedly interrupted by huge men in football uniforms who called themselves the Ravens and the Patriots. -
Understanding The Tour De France
Posted on July 23, 2012 | No CommentsFor example,the yellow jersey goes to the rider who is most likely to use drugs to win the entire race. -
iPhone-less Harvard Student Dies of Boredom At NASCAR Race
Posted on May 8, 2012 | 1 CommentTechnologically cut off from her friends, Brittany Pujols, a Harvard University undergraduate, suffered a “near-total mental collapse” during the 50th lap of a race at the Atlanta Motor Speedway, according to the examiner’s autopsy report. -
‘That’s Enough Success, Peyton Manning,’ Says God
Posted on March 19, 2012 | No CommentsSaying that he "just can't keep giving him everything," God announced that tomorrow he would end Peyton Manning's success. ... -
Blake Griffin Forgets He’s A Basketball Player
Posted on March 16, 2012 | No CommentsAfter a recent bump on the head, LA Clippers superstar Blake Griffin left the Staples Center arena and drove immediately to a local soccer stadium, ran onto the field and joined the ongoing game. ...