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Iranian Secret Service Can’t Seem to Convince Ahmadinejad That Advisor Is Obviously A Rabbi
Posted on July 9, 2012 | No CommentsThe Iranian President strongly criticized his Secret Service at a Cabinet meeting today, complaining that officials had been unable to ferret out the Israeli spy who has “clearly infiltrated the inner circle of Iranian politics.” -
Major Tom’s Space Debris Threatens to Destroy Earth
Posted on April 1, 2012 | No CommentsWreckage from the disastrous 1969 British space mission that killed famed astronaut Major Tom could destroy the entire world, officials say. -
Goldman Sachs to Buy Greece
Posted on March 20, 2012 | No CommentsTo end the "seemingly never-ending" number of news segments on the financial status of Greece, Goldman Sachs will purchase the entire country, the company's CEO announced today. -
U.S. To Greet New North Korean Leader With 32-Ton Candle
Posted on March 12, 2012 | No CommentsNot wanting to be left out of the welcoming celebration, President Barack Obama plans to send North Korean dictator Kim Jong Eun a 260,000 pound, self-igniting gift on New Year's Day 2012. ...